Part 2

Every real fan has bumper stickers on their car. What Babylon 5 bumper stickers would you like to see?

Sticker	Name of person who submitted this idea
"Peekaboo?"	Ivanova
Nice outfit, Ivanova.	Ivanova
Babylon 5 Stickers - Our last best hope for a quick buck	Ivanova
If you want to live forever keep your distance. Ivanova is on board.	Ivanova
For a First Ones Intergalactic Dictionary dial 1-800-ZOG-WHAT	Ivanova
Ba-bear-lon on board	Priestess of Kosh
abso-fraggin' lutley, dammit!	cynamin
Abso...possi....Oh, you betcha!	cynamin
Yes, John. Of course, John. Whatever you say, John.	cynamin
I visited the Zocolo	Chuck0
I visited beautiful Minbari Gardens	Chuck0
Rangers are your best protection	Chuck0
Honk if you want a fighting pike	Inanna Ishtar
Who Are You & What Do You Want?	Priestess of Kosh
Call 1-800-LONDO for that special garden ornament	Priestess of Kosh
I went all the way to Z'ha'dum and all I got was a lousy 20 years lifetime	John Sheridan
Kosh said it, I belive it, that settles it	Lyta
3-1=1 (Minbar... there goes the neighborhood)	Entil'Zha
The Few. The Proud. The Narn.	Spud
We are Starstuff	The Real OshKosh
Walk softly and carry a big pike	Spud
Rangers do it fully extended	The Real OshKosh
The Few. The Even Fewer. The Narn.	The Real OshKosh
The Shadows move when you aren't looking.	The Real OshKosh
Zathras for President: He'll fix everything!	The Real OshKosh
ZOOT! ZOOT!	billybob3d
Z`ha'dum: Been there, done that, got the bumpersticker	Ivanova jr.
Engine by Technomage	O'Brien
Rangers are never "Lone"	O'Brien
Call 1-800-VORLON for pest extermination (your planet too at no extra charge)	Priestess of Kosh
I have to ..... :)	Valen
We are star stuff	Valen
I am better now !	Valen
Psi Cop, Spoo Cop, whatever	erikangel
Za'ha'dum: Been there, done that, merged with a Shadow vessle!	erikangel
D1SAY B5 GR8	erikangel
Earth or Bust!	erikangel
My captain died on Za'Ha'Dum and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt	Lightman2
Lost 15th consecutive win... if found please return to Earth Force	Solkim
Vorlons do it in their encounter suits	James Walters
Spoo, it's what's for dinner	Jade
TNT:our last, best hope	doupowell
Support The Rangers	un-named
You are spoostuff!	O'Brien
Ivanova Supernova	Krip Chip
Minbar is for lovers!	erikangel
I've got PMS and a PPG... any questions?	erikangel
I butt, you butt, he or she butts !	irene
Up Yours!	Ivanova is God
Ivanova's back and she looks ready to kick your sorry ass back to Earth!	Chuck0
One nuclear bomb at Za'Ha'Dum could ruin your entire day	Chuck0
I have a PPG and am having a BAD day... You figure it out!!	Trakker
Kill 'em all, Let Valen sort them out!	erikangel
Rangers Never Bluff!	mkonecsni
Problem!! Call Garibaldi	audrey
I PUT THIS CAR ON RAMMING SPEED SO I SUGGEST THAT YOU BE SOMEWHERE ELSE BEFORE I RAMMED YOU SORRY BUTT BACK TO ZA'HA'DUM	ENFORCER
Have J'quon'eth, will travel	Babylonian
Rangers Never Bluff!	soporific
You can have my PPG when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!	soporific
If you are tailgating: WITHDRAW- or be destroyed!	soporific
If you can read this, I just scanned you!	soporific
Fill the hole, bring back Cole!	erikangel
Babylpolooza 97	Op
A Ranger is a terrible thing to waste!	erikangel
How 'bout them Rangers	Op
Let's do it again: Re-elect Franklin/Marcus	Hazel-rah
Psi Corp: Reach out and scan someone!	erikangel
Support Martian Independence!	Freedom Fighter
Al Gore does NOT have a Minbari soul	Lurker5
I'd die for Ivonova, too!	Lurker5
Draft Sheridan in '64	Lurker5
Bob Dole is an Old One	Lurker5
William Morgan Clark was on the grassy knoll	Lurker5
Honk if you like Minbari rituals (Woo Hoo!)	Priestess of Kosh
Elvis is Alive on Babylon 5	Priestess of Kosh
If you value your life, DRIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!	Snarf
Why are you here?	Two Spoo Ranchers
Ramming Speed!	soporific
Give me spoo,or give me death!!!	DAVE
Ranger onboard only the one may pass	DAVE
Psi Corps: We know who you are, we know where you live. Stay on the road so we can interrogate you.	Lando Calrissian
Londo Mollari : Official Hair Club for Men Member	Marcus Carter
Starfury 5000 : Onboard Computer and PPG Inside	Marcus Carter
We installed Windows 95 on White star 1 and look what happened!	Marcus Carter
This car made from recycled Babylon 3 parts	Lauc
You Zathras. No. No. Me Zathras. Yes.	ryjim
Minbari Fashion Police	erikangel
Psi Corps Is Your Friend. Trust the Corps	www.phillymusic.com
If you can read this, my PPG's aim must be off!	SpikeX
WOO HOO!	Ivanova jr.
Garibaldy's Fashion Express	Spoo Killer
Spoo...less filling, taste great!	erikangel
John Sheriden: He just keeps going, and going, and going....	erikangel
If you value your lives - be somewhere else	henry, jl. Martadinata no. 219 bandung- indonesia
Happiness is seeing your planet's picture on the back of a milk carton	Snarf
Psicorps knows Bo	Lurker5
Not the one	Babylonian
High Priestess of Ivanova on Board!	"Meester" Morden
Get too close, and it will all end in fire.	Glitterbot
Insured by Morden and Associates	Snarf
Zathras Bros. Auto Repair, Paint and Body	Snarf
Berserker ship : Warning a typo can really spoil your day	Marcus Carter
Shadow Vessel : Alien inside ( with intel inside )	Marcus Carter
Babylon 5 : Warning Windows 2260 installed may crash without warning	Marcus Carter
Is your Gun port open outa respect or are you just happy to see me?	erikangel
Spoo is good for you	Number Six
Stay close to the Vorlon, not my car	Priestess of Kosh
My other car has a rotating section	Airboy
Honk if you want Marcus back!	Airboy
Proud parent of an EAS Agamemnon crewmember	Airboy
I eat vlarn!!	Go-t
If you value your life - get the HELL off my ass!	JEinVT
Trust Ivanova, trust yourself. Anyone else...run OFF THE ROAD!	JEinVT
I drive as straight as a Vorlon answer!	erikangel
Vorlonugen!	erikangel
Babylon 5 - The Last, Best Hope for Gas	an'la shok
WHO HOO!!	huh?
Ivanova IS god	huh?
Ivanova RULES!!!	huh?
LONG LIVE PSI CORPS!	me
My Shadows Kick Your Dark Side's ASS!!!	Kosh
Minbari do it at 45 degrees	Marcus Carter
Centauri let their hair down to do it.	Marcus Carter
Valens Pizza Delivery, if we don't deliver before you ordered you get it for free!	Marcus Carter
Traffic Cops are your friend. Trust the Traffic Cops	Priestess of Kosh
Try not to drool over this car	Priestess of Kosh
Where will this drive end...? In fire.	Lord Vetinari
Just say no to Dust	Lord Vetinari
The traffic jam has already started, who are the pebbles to vote?	Lord Vetinari
Maybe not today, but tomorrow... BOOM!	Lord Vetinari
A non-corporeal first one is my copilot	Lord Vetinari
Don't trust Centauri	Tiger
BABYLON 5: Star Trek for Grownups	Lurker5
PsiCorps Knows Bo	Lurker%
To spoo, or not to spoo.... That is the Question...	Eryn
I have always been here	Glitterbot
I break for Vorlons	Glitterbot
Cut me off? I've got a 20 Megawatt pulse cannon that says otherwise	Glitterbot
Activate jump gate sequence	Glitterbot
Psicorp: where everyone knows your name	mkonecsni
GREEN DRAZI FOREVER!	shadow gost
Kosh is my copilot	shadow gost
Spoo ranchers use prozac :-)	shadow gost
Driver has no mind: Married to a 'cop	shadow gost
Babylon 5: Sci-Fi for post-pubescents	Craff
You meet one Vorlon, You've met 'em all!	erikangel
Marcus Lives!	Golden
If you can read this, your within range.	Golden
Corp is mother Corp is father	Bester
Think *HONK* if your a telepath	Aria
Honk if you know where Ivanova is!	Lightman2
January 4, 1998 - The day we got back what is ours!	erikangel
Those Darn Narns!	RTower
Green... Purple...	Jilar
Cut me off and I'll sic a Vorlon planet killer on you!	Jilar
Save Garibaldi's hair	Jilar
PsiCorps uses Macs	Jilar
You are not the one... So get off my bumper!	Jilar
PsiCorps, Dark side... Same dif'	Jilar
B5: Pentium Processor inside	Jilar
B5: been there, done that, nuked a Vorlon.	Jilar
Nuke Ivanova. Bring back Marcus.	Jilar
TNT, It's not just for wrestling anymore.	uh...I forget
PURPLE DRAZI KICK GREEN DRAZI BUTT!!!	Marcus Carter
Accidently squashed a cat? you made a pak'ma'ra happy!	(B/R)- Lorien
(this is for ambulances) Emergency!!! Emergency!!! A Vorlon needs to be removed!	(B/R)Lorien
Excuse me, I'm in the middle of fifteen cars in this damn traffic...all of them annoying me	(B/R)Lorien
The wheel turns, does it not? i don't know, but at least it should	(B/R)Lorien
Babylon 1-Babylon 2-Babylon 3, Babylon 5. Keep you distance.	Thorondor
Authorized Warrior Caste "Skin Dancing" Instructor	Thorondor
Free Mars... with $10 purchase	Zephyn
"Droshalla enlightens my way, that's why i don't need batteries"	(B/R)Lorien
Don't bother me on 1/21/98!	erikangel
Gun Ports Open. Back Off.	Omen
Narn shmarn!	Wendy
Go poke the plant.	Marcus Cole
Babylon 5: Our last, best hope for good Sci-Fi in Hollywood after the degeneration of Star Trek.	"Meester" Morden
There is fire and darkness ahead of you.	galina K
Life is full of mysteries. Consider this one of them	galina K
Whatever happened to Mr. Garibaldi? He's stuck in the luggage compartment	(B/R)Lorien
Get any closer, and so it begins!	erikangel
Don't make me use the grappling device!	erikangel
Stay close to the vorlon...NOT ME!!	G'Sten
GOOD! LET'S EAT!!	Tim S.
This bumper sticker has always been here	Priestess of Kosh
FAITH MANAGES	Priestess of Kosh
ELVIS LIVES! on Babylon 5	shadow ghost
Handicapped Driver, head on pike	shadow ghost
Don't tailgate me, or I'll stick your head on a pike	shadow ghost
Z'Ha'Dum or bust	shadow ghost
Ritual. Formality. You should be informed. Traffic Jam.	shadow ghost
The rush hour has already started. It is too late for the Volvos to vote.	soporific
My Psi-Corps student mindwiped your honor student beater-upper	Psy-Kosh
Londo "mine are bigger than yours"	simon M.
Ambassador Gee Car
Friends don't let friends go to Zahadum	galina K
The SIGN HURTS US !	Galina K
Valen's Car. Will you Follow Me into fire? Will you Follow me into darkness? Will you follow me into death?	Galina K
I'm Sorry, G'Kar	Tim S.
Ooooh. Not the One. We live for The One. We Brake for The One.	Rich G.
Minbari soul on board!	erikangel
Late delivery from Avalon	Galina K
Babylon5: Last best hope for Walter Koenig	irena
Will you Follow Me into fire? Will you Follow me into darkness? Will you follow me into rush hour?	mkonecsni
Pedestrians Tavnuta Chog!!!	(B/R)Lorien
Think of the environment. Say no to Shadow Technology	Galina K.
Shadows brake for ME	Thorondor
The official B5 G-Car	Thorondor
Mean Drazi Suck!	erikangel
If you think my car's ugly wait till I take off my encounter suit!	SKUKUK
Horn broken. Watch out for gunport.	Galina K.
Everybody Has a Shadow	RavenWolf
Honk if you hate PsiCorps!	"Meester" Morden
IN VALENS NAME - BACK OFF!	ELK!
Today I went to Za'Ha'Dum, Crashed a nuke into it, fell 2 miles and survived, and you?	ELK!
My normal kid beat the crap out of your PsiCorp kid....Didn't even see it coming!	Entil'Zha Carolyn
Spoo- The Other White Meat	jmw
The Vorlons gifted us with telepathy...The Shadows with Windows.	(B/R)Lorien
Just say "no" to Voyager	"Meester" Morden
Will you follow me into fire? Will you follow me into darkness? Will you follow me into re-runs?	Lurker5
"This... Is Wrong Tool!"	Irad
"HAAA VIR!"	Irad
"I was dead. I am Better Now."	Irad
ZOOTY : ZOOT ZOOT!!	Irad
Minbari Cosmic Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society	Linda
Think Honk if you're thinking about Byron	Purple
Byron for President !	Purple
Byron wants to know if it really matters to you....I don't	Purple
*On Byron's car* "We are Family ! I got all my Sisters and Me!	Purple
*On Byron's car* The Corps aren't Mother The Corps aren't Father	Purple
B5 Re-runs...A "Nightmare" given form.	(B/R)Lorien
Car Serviced By Bo and Mac	Lightman2
I don't break for Voyager cast or writers	"Meester" Morden
Beep, Beep?!? Must be earth humor.	Galina K.
Babylon 95 The last best hope for an operation system	Ambassador Letellier
Have we met? I'm a Ranger, Your dead.	The J-Man
Hunk if you slept with Marcus	shining shadow
Ivanova Bless You!	C-Com-Mack
B5, TOS, VOY: "Two out of three ain't bad."	Meatloaf
Need a barber? 1-800-Centauri	Meatloaf
Don't laugh. It's got a PPG	Meatloaf
Hey mister, can you direct me to the nearest jump gate	Lost in Space
Old B5 Fans don't die, they just go beyond the rim.	Chani
I am the one who will cut you off	Starbuck
Delenn + hair = Babe-O-Liscious!	Brad Miller
Save JMS!	"Meester" Morden
If you don't watch B5, you just don't understand!	erikangel
Honk if you were ever married to Sheridan!	erikangel
My gun port is open and I am showing respect.	The man who knows what he likes
Caution: Jumpgate on board.	StarFury22
"I won't go down easily and I will not go down alone"	Galina
Do Spoo, Not Dust	SpooRancher
FOUND: ONE BABLYON 4 SPACESTATION. IF MISSING, PLEASE CONTACT VALEN AT 1-800-1WHOWAS	SpooRancher
Vorlons don't destroy planets. I do.	SpooRancher
You one who is, Zathras one who crash	SpooRancher
To find your soulmate, call Valen 1-800-1WHOWAS	SpooRancher
Vader, shamder, lets see HIM take on an encountersuited Vorlon	SpooRancher
Open your thoughts	SpooRancher
Honk if youv'e slept with Sheridan!	Le Grand Biftec
Honk if you've watched Sheridan sleep!	Le Grand Biftec
Honk if you've watched someone else sleep with Sheridan!	Le Grand Biftec
Don't tailgate me! I'm a minor Centauri deity!	Le Grand Biftec
I'd Rather Be Spacing	Markab
I drive because it tells me to.	soporific
Have you hugged a dead friend lately?	soporific
This car is Brakiri homeworld.	soporific
I've been abducted by Vorlons	Entil'Zha Carolyn
Save the baby spoo!	Miss Anthropy
If you can't read my mind, you don't need gloves.	Lauc
Happy Day of the Dead !!!	Galina K
Passing Through Gethsemane !	Galina K
Aim High: Earth Force	Rufinator
Psi Cop: "Jedi? What jedi?"	Psi 47
I [heart] Kosh	Matthew Yorke
Free Na'Toth!	Chuck0
Ask Byron about His Hair Club For Men	Chuck0
Angry Narn On Board	SpooRancher
Gas. Food. Zocolo	Chuck0
How's my driving? 1-800-KEEPERS	SpooRancher
I got to 6	Chuck0
How's my driving? 1-800-1WHOWAS	SpooRancher
If you lived beyond the Rim, you'd be home by now	Chuck0
It's bad luck to crash on an empty stomach	SpooRancher
This car property of the Black Omega Squadron	SpooRancher
The truth is in here. And YOU can't have it. So NYNAH!	Psi 47
I had dinner with Zooty	Chuck0
Psi Cop Patrol Car	SpooRancher
Zoe's Dead	SpooRancher
This... is wrong lane	SpooRancher
This... is wrong gear	SpooRancher
Tailgaters Tavutna Chog	SpooRancher
Honk if you're Abrahamil Linconi	SpooRancher
Not Zathras. Zathras.	SpooRancher
I have more wives than Londo	Chuck0
Interstellar Alliance Spy Car	Chuck0
I've been to Wall Drug, Brakiri Space	Chuck0
Zog-no!	Galina K
Zog-yes!	Galina K
Buy Morden's Sunblock: SPF 100000	SpooRancher
My Emperor Got His Keeper And All I Got Was This Lousy Bumper Sticker	SpooRancher
This... is wrong bumper sticker	SpooRancher
Have you killed your Haiek-Do today?	SpooRancher
LOST: ONE BABYLON 5 SECTION. LAST SIGHTED NEAR BRAKIRI HOMEWORLD. IF FOUND, PLEASE CONTACT SHERIDAN: 1-800-IMINCHARGE	SpooRancher
Entil'Zha On Board	SpooRancher
Psi (very small print) Cops Suck	SpooRancher
You don't farm Spoo. You ranch them	SpooRancher
If it were up to me, I'd let you live, but it's not up to me. Sorry. CRASH!!!	Entil'Zha Carolyn
But Excellency, I'm not your size...	SpooRancher
THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR TIRE.......!!!	Tristan
Give Clark to the Shadows!	Xtreem
Monarchies Happen	SpooRancher
Fresh Spoo? Don't insult me	SpooRancher
I can't scan you if I can't see you	SpooRancher
Shadows in mirror are closer than they appear	SpooRancher
The Nightwatch isn't just on B5! Free Speech forever!!!	Valen
Nyah nyah, my car has jump engines and yours dosen't!	Psi 47
My other car is the Great Machine	erikangel
My bad driving is genetic, blame the Vorlons!	erikangel
This car designed by the high IQ boys back home	DrNick5150
B5: plot happens!	erikangel
I'm so good they made a 7	SpooRancher
Psi [really small lettering] Cops are Wusses	anonymous
I am grey	SpooRancher
You stand between my rear fender, and the car behind me	SpooRancher
This...Is stupid bumper sticker	SpooRancher
*On Morden's car:* "Me and My Shadow! Strolling down the avenue!"	the PsiLoony
He is the One who Was, She is the One who Is, I am the One who Will Be, You , you are a crazy driver! Get out of my way!	Mouse
My Dodge Shadow wasted your Chrysler Voyager	Priestess of Kosh
My Telepath Leader Person Died And All I Got Was This Lousy Bumper Sticker	SpooRancher
Vir For President! We Know He Won't Go Past One	SpooRancher
Is this your gunport opening, or are you just happy to see me?	Galina K
Keepers Don't Let Their Host Drive Drunk	SpooRancher
You are behind me. They are in front of me...	SpooRancher
I Parked at Sigma 957	SpooRancher
So I AM driving drunk , but at least my keeper is asleep!	Galina K
Lennier assembled my car.	Galina K
This... Is Getting Old	SpooRancher
If ya can't run whith the big Vorlons, stay on Z'HA'DUM	anonymous
If ads to save the Shadows don't work, why are you reading this?	Xtreem
Offical Car of the Resistance	anonymous
Offical Bumper Sticker of the Resistance	SpooRancher
Member: Babylon 5 Senate Oversight Commitee	SpooRancher
Down with separation of Church and State: Ivanova for President!	SpooRancher
This... Is 5th Season	SpooRancher
Jack the Ripper Isn't Dead! He's Living on The Vorlon Homeworld	SpooRancher
Jesus Saves and Moses Invest, but only Valen gives his followers battlestations	P.L...tag
MY humor is NOT based on failure to obtain spiritual enlightment!	Galina K
Returning from Markhab homeworld, have bad news.	Galina K
(For Shadow ship) Don't laugh. Your long lost wife can be in here.	White Star 2
FREE BYRON!!! If ya can get him outta my trunk...	DrNick5150
Follow me to bomb Psi Corps HQ	DrNick5150
Rebo & Zooty Galaxy-Wide Tour 2265	DrNick5150
"Rangers never get pikal envy!"	Eric S.
If you were a first one, you'd be home by now.	Smeghead
Save the Hyach-Doh.	DrNick5150
Babylon Space Stations: You Break it, You Buy it	Carl
TRUST THE CORPS! NOT!!!!	BESTER
KILL LONDO	G`KAR
Member of the Corwin Club-Doing all the Work-NO Recoginition	The Patient Gardener
This is not an abandoned vehicle..this is Babylon 1!	O'Brien
Narn of your business!	O'Brien
Hyper-spacing: When spacing just isn't enough.	DrNick5150
I got your three edged sword right HERE!	DrNick5150
ISN reporter on board	djt
Psi Corp Chekov on dust	djt
If you you can read this sticker, then I can read your mind. Don't mess with a Psi-cop.	Brian Judd...I mean Kosh
I break for Lyta-All other telepaths can kiss my ass and bumper!!	Brian Judd-Cordele
Just Zoot Me	Xena
The book of G'Kar--read it, loved it!	anonymous
I Space Mundanes for Kicks!	SpooRancher
I Was Forced To Watch "The Gathering" Yet Another Time And All I Got Was This Lousy Bumper Sticker	SpooRancher
Honk If You've Put A Poisonous Skin Patch On A Vorlon Ambassador	SpooRancher
Honk If You Get Any Of These Bumper Stickers	SpooRancher
I was there, at the dawn of the 3rd age of mankind and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker	SpooRancher
Don't drive faster than your Vorlon can fly	Sivak
Protected by attack Pahk'marah	Fahrvergnugen
My other car is a Psi Corps Mothership	DrNick5150
I left my heart on Babylon 4	Random Axe
You have always been here...	Loff, Norway
Vorlon on Board--Approach with Kosh-on	RangerNone
Traffic Cops Tavutna Chog	SpooRancher
Official Bumper Sticker Of Renegade Telepaths	SpooRancher
TRAITORS CAN'T HIDE from the NIGHT WATCH	Not the One
The CORPS is MOTHER. The CORPS is FATHER--Thank God I'm an ORPHAN!!	jeandenim
Because the cause is just...and fair...and necessary... And because *I* say you don't have the authority to turn without your fraggin' turn signal!	jeandenim
The only human to survive an encounter with a Minbari vessel is driving in front of me. YOU are behind me. I suggest you BE somewhere else.	jeandenim
Sometimes Zathras drive on medians, or on freeways...but sidewalk closer.	jeandenim
Zog This!	DrNick5150
Warning- Nothing here is exactly as it appears.	DrNick5150
Warning: This is a Drazi car-it hurts more to hit than most others.	DrNick5150
My Cat Is My Keeper	Anne
The corps is mother, the corps is father. I think the gene pool needs a little chlorine.	Jha'Dur
Honk if your character made it past the pilot!	Jinx
Valen loves me.	Jinx
I don't brake for TNT playoffs.	Jinx
Garabaldi: The Next Generation	Babs
What are you doing here? Do you have anything worth driving for?	SpooRancher
My Cat Got Eaten By A Pak'Ma'Rah And As He Left All He Gave Me Was This Lousy Bumper Sticker	SpooRancher
The image of this car has been placed into your little mind curtosey of the PSICORPS	J B PROTON
KILL a PsiCop for Jesus!!	Blind Zen Archer
Ivanova Express: When you Absolutely, Positively need a BOOM in 2 days or less.	Blind Zen Archer
The corps is mother, the corps is father... Support the ban on country music.	Jha'Dur
Honk if you hate NBA playoff breaks.	DrNick5150
Warning-this vehicle makes frequent random mundane-spacings.	DrNick5150
When the intersection comes, return to the end of the beginning.	Kaiana Dawson
WARNING!! This car contains an automatic pilot, 2 nuclear weapons, and no radio. NEED I SAY MORE????	Blind Zen Archer
Epsilon 3. Don't go there.	johnnie99
The high IQ boys back home are smarter than all honor students put together.	DrNick5150
Danger- Angered Vorlon on board	DrNick5150
What's more dangerous than this trunk full of angry Narn?(Arrow pointing up) The angry Narn at the trunk release handle.	DrNick5150
If you hit me, you will know fear, you will know pain, then you will get sued.	DrNick5150
Honk if you worship spoo	DrNick5150
This car has passed beyond the rim.	DrNick5150
Vorlons Save!	DrNick5150
This car has returned from Vorlon space	DrNick5150
Thenta Makur staff car. Piss us off and you will know fear, you will know pain, then you will die.	DrNick5150
Volvo Planet Killer	Wolfmage
I got beat up on the Drazi homeworld and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.	DrNick5150
This...wrong car...no...not good...no...never hit this.	DrNick5150
This car runs on the cleaner Minbari power source	DrNick5150
Too annoying to live	Galina K
Babylon5: No Power Suits, No Mattel, Just Plain SF	JEinVT
"Be seeing you"	Shadow dancer
Anatomically impossible But you're welcome to try!	Shadow Dancer
Don't worry, you're behind me	SpooRancher
Crashing Zathras skill. Yes, crashing.	SpooRancher
No, officer, its my Keeper... See, he's a bad driver, so in order to let me take control...	SpooRancher
I brake for Draal	SpooRancher
Can you speak with a southern Draal?	SpooRancher
Speak softly and carry a big Minbari Fighting Pike	SpooRancher
WARNING: Centauri Ambassador In Training	Chuck0
Speak softly and carry a PPG	SpooRancher
That cat you just ran over could've been the next Centauri emperor.	DrNick5150
Wind Swords staff car. Dilgar war criminal in trunk.	DrNick5150
Ivanova saves!	DrNick5150
Yeah, my god came back from the dead too, thanks to Marcus	Chuck0
**WARNING** I drive to speed, to pass, to race, and not to yield!	Valen
This car has been BEYOND THE RIM	Chuck0
Z minus 2 days	Galina K
Don't blame me. I voted for Marie Crane.	kiri Sheridan
Psi Corps is Mother, Psi Corps is Father - how about becoming part of the family? - Psi Corps 4 ever	Vorlon Pett
Lose your Psi Cop? (tiny print) Check under my tires.	Vorlon Pett
Unidentified Centauri War Craft	Babs
Wanna have six?	shadows ghost
Zathras can never have anything NICE.	Galina K
I voted Santiago!	Valen Of Minbar
EOL (Earth Online) freezing your internet connections, and giving you cheap servace for 280 years	Valen Of Minbar
This isn't a 1978 Ford. Its a 1998 Porsche. Nothing here is exactly what it seems.	SpooRancher
Entil'Zha Veni!	Anla'Shok- sticker is Minbari oath to Valen
I live for the One, I die for the One	Anla'Shok
CAUTION: Soul Hunter on board	Anla'Shok
AMBASSADORIAL AIDE TO MINBAR ON BOARD	Lennier
I'm a P12, what are you?	Bester
Zootie, Oh Zootie..Zoot Zoot!	Anla'Shok
Traffic Cops: I'm Not Driving As Fast As It Appears	anonymous
Spoo wonderful spoo, don't care what it look like.	Anne
This car equipped with Vir. Don't piss him off.	Lightman2
This car is Star Stuff	Galina K
Dust happens	Galina K
Honk if you see the Holy Grail	Galina K
It's not about DRIVING, it's about TERROR	Galina K
Honk if you travel by breaking off pieces of your conciousness	Galina K
Spoo glorious spoo, don't care what the cook's like	SpooRancher
Spoo and a vorlon need I say more?	Redlance
Honk if you carry a Vorlon	Galina K
Fresh Air Pizza Delivery Vehicle	DrNick5150
Enter meditation state to conserve oxygen	Galina K
I stand between the light & the darkness	Volkov
Warning: Tresspassers will be strapped to the defense grid and given immediate exile	Blind Zen Archer
Honk if I have small Minbari fighters attached to the car!	erikangel
Yes I do like to drive my car laying down, thank you!	erikangel
An'la'shok Drivers Ed: Class of 2265	erikangel
Life gets even better with every beer!	Fedge
DON'T tailgate. Draffa plague on board.	Jillianne
Show Your Support For President Clark... OR ELSE!	President Clark
Our Airlocks Are Always Open	Athena
Forget Byron! REMEMBER MARCUS!	PikalNV
DON'T stand between the darkness and the light	Galina K
Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dream.	Galina K
My alternate personality has a driver's license.	Galina K
Honk if you're worried about Garibaldi!	"Meester" Morden
B5 is like now, they nuke each others ass!	Girl
REMEMBER BRYON!!!!	Girl
(little yellow window hanger) SHADOW REMOTE CONTROL SYSTEM ON BOARD!	Blind Zen Archer
PPG's Don't Kill People, President Clark does!!!!	Thanatos
Driving is such a subjective thing	Galina K
Darth Vader was a Vorlon!	Ulkesh
Was that car driving on it's side, or did we just pass a Vorlon on a Harley?	erikangel
The Deer stood between the darkness and the light. It became dead.	erikangel
Honk if you eat spoo	Haeli
You killed President Santiago-you bastard!	kito
Babylon 5, Our last, best hope for Spoo	Blind Zen Archer
Centauri know how to party: follow this car	Elvin
Make my fraggin solar year!	Jo Jo the circus monkey
If a planet falls to the Vorlons and no one's around, does it make a sound?	Harry Tasker
My Drazi beat the crap out of your honor student	Harry Tasker
Keep your discolored artificial eyes on the road	Harry Tasker
Friends don't let Minbari friends get drunk and go on a homicidal rampage	Harry Tasker
Warning: stay clear of rotating sections	Harry Tasker
Your sector or Mine?	cortney
I AM THE ONE	The One
Babylon 5: Unlike Star Trek the aliens are not peace-loving hippes or violent human haters	EAS Nova
Honk If you like Babylon5 Aliens	EAS Nova
I LOVE ZAHADOM	babycrazy
Honk If You Watch Babylon 5	Delenn
Just when I start to trust him, he boots a mundane out the airlock in hyper space!	SavagDautr
Who are you - What do you want?	Cyberelk
Sheridan wanted - Lost him on Z'ha'dum	Cyberelk
I believe in G'Quon	B.B.
You have a destiny, Now Go!	B.B.
Pak'mra lunch wagon: Please stand at least 100 ft. back!
My head wing is bigger than yours!	Hurricane
I saw Walker Smith vs. Mike Tyson!	Hurricane
Black Omega Undercover Vehicle	Hurricane
Bester is a mental midget	Hurricane
Corp is Mother, Corp is Father, Corp is a hermaphrodite	Katie_chick
Think I can't drive very well? I have a 200 megawatt pulse cannon that will change your mind	Leia Solo
Mine! Mine! Mine!	erikangel
Don't make me use the tactical nuke!	erikangel
Give Sheriden a nuke, and you just know, he's gaonna have to use it!	erikangel
Nuke `em or loose `em!	erikangel
I brake for The One. You're not The One.	"Franz"
Pak'ma'ra on board: I brake for roadkill.	"Franz"
BRING BACK MARCUS JMS	JUSTME
Defense Grid: Armed. So get off my ass!	DEATH
ONE SIDE. Drakh on board!	DEATH
I owned a condo on Zha' Ha Dum	wouldnt you like to know!!
My Black Omega is in the shop and its having Minbari flesh cleaned out of the engines.	DEATH
I break for Rangers, I run over Psi Cops	RangerAnnika
Don't piss off the Minbari they will kill!!	The Countess
Honk if you want a jumpgate for a present on your birthday.	The Countess
make spoo, not war!	DEATH
Minbari Girls Don't Swallow	Jsf's Banga
This is the car that took back everything that was ours.	Minarvia
THE NARN STINK	DUDE
I'D RATHER BE RICH THAN WELL HUNG	joh69
Since we have just broken ties with our state, our DVD dose not have any authority over us.	Minarvia
SUADTC!	Minarvia
Shadows vs. Borg--Any Questions?	BoyoKlaatu
Got Spoo?	Lyta Loving Vorlon
You are not ready for Lyta.	Lyta Loving Vorlon
I saw Elvis in a Vree flying saucer, Jimmy Hoffa was in there too...	Lyta Loving Vorlon
You are not ready for bumper stickers	Lyta Loving Vorlon
I H8 Psi cops	Althor6113
Think HONK if you're with Psi-Corps	Schroedinger's Cat
I went to Za'Ha'Dum and all I got were 20 more years to live.	Jinx
Impudent!	Jinx
The Book Of G'Kar- - At Narns And Bobles	The Eclecticup Cafe - the Promenade
THEY like you.	Galina K
Rush hour. And so it begins.	Jinx
No one in this car is exactly what he seems.	Jinx
See spoo growing? Call 1-800-4NA-TOTH	Galina K
I survived season 4 and all I got was an ugly haircut and this stupid goatee.	Jinx
"The Eyes Have It"....Vote Londo Molari for Emperor!	Jinx
We are all JMS	Jinx
You are no longer needed as my driving instructor. It is time to pass beyond the rim.	Jinx
Valen on board
I *heart* Minbar	Jinx
Centauri do it with 6	TimH
Minbari do it in 3's	TimH
Get the hell out of my galaxy!	TimH
B5: The place wars start, end, and pretty much everything in the middle.	Brian
Vorlons can't surf!	erikangel
Whoo Hoo?	bloodewine
Shadows: we stop for PsiCorps!	Raist56922
It's mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!!!	bloodewine
Besides, it IS mine	bloodewine
Proud parent of a failing psi corps student	Jennifer
You will wait outside of this vehicle, watch and pray that everything goes well.	Jinx
Bring Ivanova Back!!!	Myladyivanova
My children, my money, and my thoughts go to the Psi Corp Academy.	Nightmask
I watched Sheridan sleeping and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker!!!	Queen Maab the Unforgiven
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH...Unless you are a Pak'Ma'Ra that works at the morgue.	jp@icss.com
Never try to give a Vorlon a wedgie.	jp@icss.com
Beyond the rim: Been there, done that!	erikangel
Ivanava is always right...so BACK OFF!!	nit
Hold us back from the last 5 episodes, will you? Pouch brothers don't do such things.	Jinx
What is YOUR pleasure threshold?	Mr. Mister
(On Shadow Vessel) Don't Laugh - It Could Be YOUR Wife Inside!	Zoso
In front of a Vorlon and in a traffic-jam we are all the same !	Tanja "Rasta" Seweroba
Mmmm... Chicken - Tastes just like Narn!	Rebeca
Say no to corned beef!	Rebeca
Green Drazi..see you in hell!	Jinx
Time is finite. You are finite. Zathras finite. This..is wrong street.	Jinx
So what? The pak'ma'ra like my car!	Langteigen
Important Safety Note - Always stand closer to the candle than the star.	GCD
Earth expansionism, look out Minbari here we come	Clint Johnson
Sure, you could cut me off... and I could nail your head to my bumper, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pa'k Mara!	Star Fury
Would the last person on the station ask Zack to turn out the lights?	Chuck0
You know how I like the head lights..get them ready and meet me in an hour!	Jinx
Byron for Poet Laureate	O'Brien
There is a hole in your exhaust	Anna Sheridan
Bab5 Rocks (no it rolls, actually) Smart @rse	Anna Sheridan
This car operated by Shadow pod	Chuck0
We will pass this way again	Galina K
I am a Ranger! I park my car in the dark places where no one else will park!	Elric, The Technomage
The docking bay is full. I'm just circling.	Elric, The Technomage
Psi Corps State College: Free your mind. We can read it anyways.	Elric, The Technomage
Centauri University: Develop ALL your attributes	Elric, The Technomage
Thoroughly Modern Major General	Elric, The Technomage
You can hit me. But I will find you. But when I do, you will know pain, and you will know fear, and then you will die. Have a pleasant drive!	White Star 2
Who are you? What do you want? Why do you follow so close you can read this?	DBH5150
Rangers do it for The One	DBH5150
Free the Spoo!!	Entil'Zha Carolyn
Eat flarn, not spoo. A message brought to you from the Intersteller Free the Spoo Assembly	Entil'Zha Carolyn
Clark for re-election!	Jinx
Next time, my way.	Jinx
This Highway is Hell... and you are its chief damned soul	Star Fury
Discourage inbreeding, support interspecies marriage	Ugtrid
I thumped the Book of G'Quon	Ugrt
My other car is the right hand of vengeance	Ugtrid
Got spoo?	Ugtrid
Kosh! You know what is at stake. If you are going to turn..turn now.	Jinx
Ignore the moans, it's just gas.	Purple
Hey kids? Wanna be cool like John Sheridan? Then repeat after me, WOO HOO...	Spiffy the Shadow
Agamemnon Heroes in '65! They'll win the Series in 6 games!	The True CJ
Bestr 4Evr	Kristin B
WARNING: Unidentified Vorlon Artifact - DO NOT OPEN!	Zoso
When the going gets tough, I break out the nukes!	Zoso
Corwin for Lieutenant Commander!	Zoso
Psi Corp: We're looking for a few good minds	Jenavira
If you can Read this you're on the defense grid	Lyta
Passion calling you by name? Call 1-900-MARCUS	Ranger Kathy
I am a telepathic image. I am not here. if you go any faster your mind will explode	Ranger Kathy
Garibaldi's Fashion Express, go	Princess Xayida
Don't tailgate me, you might get caught in the backwash when I Jump	mkonecsni
I'm going into the fire, wanna come?	mkonecsni
Earth Alliance : Love it or leave it !	don Niemi
Last stop: B5	melted
I know what's in Dukhat's sacred place! Old monkey wrenches and spare tires.	Jinx

More bumper stickers can be found here.

Since this project is becoming too time-consuming to maintain, I will only add new stickers that are truly original and/or funny. I had been adding almost everything that was sent, but there are too many duplicated suggestions these days. Please think about your sticker before you hit the SEND button. Please use standard punctuation, or your sticker will go into the bit bucket!!

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