Every real fan has bumper stickers on their car. What Babylon 5 bumper stickers would you like to see?

Sticker	Name of person who submitted this idea
My other vehicle is a Minbari Cruiser	Chuck0
Free the Narn	Chuck0
I [heart] Babylon 5	Chuck0
Ivanova is GOD	Chuck0
THE SHADOWS RULE	STAR
Lando for Prez. We KNOW he's dishonest!	Jupiter2
I [heart] Ivanova!	Chris D.
Kosh for Pres. On Clinton: Intolerable!	Coker le Coker
I DON'T break for Shadows.	"Meester" Morden
Got Spoo?	mccawj
Vorlons break for nobody	kongo
Fasten, then Zip	Noa
Psicop in trunk!	Khorzan
Sooner or later... BOOM!	Khorzan
Impeach President Clark	Anthony "Slug of Doom" Lawless
Proud parent of a PsiCorps honor roll student.	Darb
My other car is a Starfury	Khorzan
Kosh in 2260 - YES	Khorzan
I brake for Spoo	Khorzan
Sheridan/Ivanova in 2264	Khorzan
Activate Jump Engines	Neroon
If I were in a Starfury, I'd be home by now.	Zbear
Save the First Ones	Zbear
Bonehead on Board	Zbear
Practice Random Acts of Spacing...	Chuck0
How's My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-VLRN	Chuck0
Vir for Emperor	Freddie
Babylon 5: Our last, best hope for intelligent television	Freddie
My other vehicle is a White Star.	"Meester" Morden
Free the Babylon Five	Mike French
What Do You Want?	OshKosh
*Everyone* breaks for Vorlons	Garance
PsiCorps Meeting: You know When, You Know Where	XAOS
My other car is a Shadow Vessel	Honalee
I'll Take Garibaldi Over Captain Baldy Any Day!	Honalee
The Man In Between is Looking For You	Honalee
Caution: Shadow Allies On Board!	Honalee
I Don't Break For Psi-Cops	Honalee
Is That a Keeper on Your Shoulder, or Are You Just Glad To See Me?	Honalee
Vorlons break for nobody	crite
I went to Z'Ha'Dum and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.	Lonny
Uncle Psi is watching YOU	Jupiter2
Free Mars	G'Jed
Join the President Clark hate club	"Meester" Morden
Why settle for the lesser evil? Vote Shadow!	Faust
Morden was framed!	Faust
Vorlon Light: Tastes Great, Less Filling	Faust
I have always been here	Faust
I got your three-edged sword right here!	Faust
Will work for Spoo	Wiz
I break for First Ones	"Meester" Morden
Morden for Secretary of Planetary Defense!	"Meester" Morden
Member: Pain Technicians #ACB5	Matman
My other car is parked at Sigma 957	Miguel Farah
Vorlon tavutna chog!	jennypenny
If you get any closer to my bumper I'll flick spoo on your winshield	Squishy
My child is an honor roll student at Psi Core Academy	Squishy
Visit Markab: No snow, no hassle, no population	Shawn Charlton
We are all *KOSH*	Chris D.
We Break For No One!!!	anonymous
Earhart's - Our Last Best Hope for Pizza, Pasta, and Salad Bar	Big Brain
Car containing Vorlon bio-tech	Stigmat
I survived Z'ha'dum	Stigmat
Sheridan/Ivanova in '96 - Our last Best Hope	NightRain
My other car is a Vorlon Planet Killer	Naranek
ZOG!	Bratbag
Babylon5: if you dont like it you better go join the rest beyond the rim	RevDennis
Spoo happens	F.R.
Driving not Zathras strong point	Who
If join Heavens Gate You Will Die!	Coker Coler
I married a Shadow	Coker Coler
Oh my Gosh, it's Kosh	Coker Coler
My child speaks Perfect Ebonics	Coker Coler
B5 Re-Runs Suck	Coker Coler
Are YOU afraid of shadows?	"Meester" Morden
Your child may be a Psi Corps honor student -- But you're still an idiot!	PatH
The avalanche has begun...	PatH
What's a "Voyager"?	White Star
One Vorlon Planet Killer can ruin your whole day	O'Brien
As a matter of fact, I do own the whole damn jump gate!	O'Brien
Am I afraid of shadows? No. Of Shadows, YES	"Meester" Morden
Speak softly and carry a big fighting pike	Alycia "CyberCat" Shedd
Down with PsiCorps!	"Meester" Morden
ET eats Reece's Pieces at Earhart's!	Jupiter2
I brake for floating teddy bears	O'Brien
A Narn needs a Centauri like a scarf model needs a Keeper	O'Brien
My Narn Beat Up Your Psi Corps Honor Student	Chris D.
After working for Londo, even your driving doesn't phase me	Jade
Don't Blame Me - I Voted for Marie Crane	Anthony "Slug of Doom" Lawless
Eat Drink and be Merry because We are Centauri!	GCD
Your Mother is the Queen Shadow	Coker Coler
Love Hurts - ask Marcus where he got the black eye!	GCD
Morden for President, He gives you what you want	Br.Flarn
Beyond the Final Frontier lies...Babylon 5	M. Salsbury
Love the Shadows (not!)	Blast From the Past
Hey! Only Minbari are allowed to drive around with guns sticking out.	adoy
If you can read this so can the Shadow behind you..	Chris "Hague"
Visualize Babylon 5	Greg
*tweet* *whirl* BACK OFF *squeak* *zoop*	Greg
Space Captain Janeway!	Surveyor from Hell
Darwin says: Vote Shadows in 2000	Todd Navas
League of Non-Aligned Worlds Ambassador on board!	"Meester" Morden
Woo Hoo?	Alycia "CyberCat" Shedd
Rotten to the Psi Corps	O'Brien
Keeper On Board	O'Brien
The PsiCorps are your friend, Trust the Corps	Wiz
Implanted Personality on Board	Chuck0
Practice Random Acts of Spacing	Chuck0
Babylon 5 is for lovers	Chuck0
Minbarivernugen	Chuck0
Bad Psi Cop. No donut.	Chuck0
Janeway is Lost	Chuck0
Don't Believe ISN	Chuck0
I'M A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL!	SHRIKER 72
Psi to the Corp.	Shadowette
I'm my brothers KEEPER	SHRIKER 72
Impeach President Clark, Now!	Lounge Lizzard
WHERE WAS GARIBALDI HE WAS WITH JIMMY HOFFY EATING SPOO	GARIBALDI
Don't Mess with Me! I'm a Black Omega Member	Medtech
Yer father is the Queen Shadow, and yer mother is a keeper!	"Meester" Morden
Vir says "Kill your leader and the world will love you!"	Xena
Valen is My Co-Pilot	Golden
A Keeper is not just for Christmas - it's for life.	Watsy
Honk if you just obliterated a Narn colony last night!	Watsy
I'm a Wasted B5 Ranger and I Live the Life of Danger	Medtech
Spoo Happens	Squishy
Behind every successful man is Ivanova	Squishy
Support your local vorlon	Squishy
Just say no to sleepers	Squishy
Be kind to spoo...don't eat them	Squishy
Elvis is alive and well and living on Epsilon 3	Squishy
It'll be a good day when B5 gets all the money it needs and the Vorlons have to hold a bake sale to buy a planet killer	Tony
Ignore the Vorlons and your planet will go away	Celeborn
This is your brain. This is your brain screwed over by a vorlon. Any questions???	Xena
My Lurker impregnated your PsiCorps Honor Student!	Tamie
All the Truth you want to hear...Ivanova nightly	Jupiter2
Have you hugged your Narn today?	Sangwyn
If you can read this you're a psycop!	Guru
Kiss my Spoo	AlThor6113
Zathras is right!	Chel
Driving not Zathras' skill	Miguel Farah
*MY* wife went to Zha'ha'dum and all I got was this stupid bumper sticker	adam
My God, its full of Vorlons	Legate70
My God, its full of Shadows	Legate70
If you value your lives - be somewhere else	Skandit
jingle spoo, jingle spoo, jingle all the spoo!	Ginger freak
My Mum went to Zha`ha`dum and all I got was Spoo!	Ginger freak
Jumpgate workers: Give 'em a BRAKE	Lightman2
Honk if you have been mystified by a vorlon	Puyo2
if you can read this without my knowing, you're a shadow	Puyo2
is that a PPG in your pocket or are you just happy to see me	DNAman
I will send bad drivers Straight to Hell	Priestess of Kosh
Babylon 5 - A Dream Given Form	Priestess of Kosh
My other Drazi is purple	Surveyor from Hell
Teddy Bears get to travel the galaxy	Surveyor from Hell
Don't follow me, I'm going to Zha'ha'dum	Gaelin
How's my driving, Dial 1-800-SHADOWS	Gaelin
My husband went to Z'ha'dum and all I got was blown up!	Shard
What is spoo?!!	ICA
Loose spoo now! Ask me how!	gzaphod
My Shadows wasted your Borg	Priestess of Kosh
LIVE EATERS RULE	DAVE
Get too close and you'll END in FIRE!	GreenHead
Get out of my head, you damn PsiCop!	Chuck0
Trust Ivanova, trust yourself, everyone else, run off the road	JEinMN
If you can read my mind...you don't need glasses	JEinMN
Z'Ha'Dum: Been there, seen it, hated it, nuked it	Lounge Lizzard
Got Salt? Sheridan's Vlarn Barn, Babylon 5	CyberVILLAIN
Got Vlarn?	CyberVILLAIN
My space station trashed your Voyager	Mikey
HUG A PAK'MA'RA TODAY	DAVE
SPOO IN TRUNK	DAVE
HAVE SPOO, WILL TRAVEL	DAVE
Z'ha'BOOM!	ICA
LURKER ON BOARD(yellow diamond sign)	Justin
Have Minbari Fighting Pike, Will Travel	ferrio@execpc.com
My OTHER vehicle is a Shadow Cruiser, and you DON'T want to see it's high beams	ferrio@execpc.com
Londo for president	Minerva
Free the Spoo! Buy shares in a Spoo ranch!	JEinMN
I have a fighting pike and you don't	JEinMN
Vorlon on Board	Lightman2
Just married!! WOO HOO!!!	irena
My other vehicle is Babylon 4	irena
Unicorns on board	irena
I traded My wessel for the Black omega Squadron	Marcus Carter
I went to Z'ha'Dum and all I got was this lousy Sticker	Marcus Carter
Not Da One, Not Da One	Solaris
I went to Z'Ha'Dum and all I got was 20 years to live and this stupid sticker	Mackie
Green! Purple! Green! (Whack!)	Mackie
My Other Car is A White Star	Mackie
My Other Car is A Star Fury	Mackie
Let me be your First One	Mackie
Don't use, for Pak'ma'ra only	irena
Caution I swerve and hit starfuries at random	Sue
Rangers go in to action it extends! ( Their Pike That is )	Marcus Carter
Ivanova does it ANYWAY she chooses ( as she is god and you wouldn't want to argue with a god would you!!! )	Marcus Carter
The first ones do it once every thousand years ( and thats enough for everyone )	Marcus Carter
Kosh bless TNT	sf
Valen goes with you!!!	irena
Garibaldis kawasaki.WOO!!HOO!!	irena
Vorlon inside (a la Intel)	JCP
[bee] 5	Tethys
Valen Saves	ferrio@execpc.com
My Kid Beat UP Your Psi-Corp Academy Honor Student	ferrio@execpc.com
Vorlon On Board	ferrio@execpc.com
Babylon 5. Woo-Hoo	Lightman2
Be secure all day and night, take a Ranger home with you	ferrio@execpc.com
Be secure all day and night, take a Ranger to bed with you	ferrio@execpc.com
Ah, nuts!!!	kathleentje
Narn Bat Squad on board	Glitterbot
The ONE on board	Lizenn
My wife's car is a Shadow Battlecruiser	Nemisis
Babylon 5: When Chekov Goes Bad	Lightman2
Ivanova: Marcus' Last Best Hope For A Piece	Big Brain
I went to Z'ha'Dum for the ultimate bungee jump	Priestess of Kosh
Save Mir - our best hope for a Babylon station	Priestess of Kosh
Honk if you believe in Valen	Jason "The Phoenix" Bourgeois
spoo, breakfast of champions	Lounge Lizzard
My boss is a Russian pessimist	Golden
My boss is a Jewish commander	Golden
Ah, hell!!!	Londofc
Nightwatch! When do you see them, blast them !!!	irena
Don't scan! Ivanova on board!	irena
Don't disturb, I'm taking another lesson by Kosh right now!!	irena
Gore-Morden 2000! What do you want?	Greased Lightning
PPG's don't kill people, people kill people	Greased Lightning
Do Not Tailgate: Fully Loaded Cobra Bay In Trunk	Greased Lightning
I've stolen Babylon 4!	irena
Friends don't let friends watch Star Trek	Es-soh-en
PSYCORP: We know what you're thinking	Es-soh-en
Dysfunctional Telepath: I know what I'm thinking	Es-soh-en
Mars Liberation Now!!!	Jupiter2
PPG's don't kill people. I do!!!!!!!!	ICA
First 10 minutes...FREE! 1-800-PSI-CORP	SuBethJimBob
This Car Protected By Mr. Morden's Associates	Big Brain
Shadow car needs driver, call 1-800-MERGE	Fiolen
Beware. If TNT can steal B5, no show is safe	Benjamin Elliott
Make your next car a Babylon TARDIS. Get the best of both universes!	Benjamin Elliott
Tailgaters will be shot on sight! -Ivanova	Benjamin Elliott
Keep all small animals away, Pak'ma'ra on board	Glitterbot
Now that I've won the war... I'm goin' to Z'Ha'Dum	Mirodon
Santa doesn't see you when you're sleeping...I DO!!!!--Delenn	Xena
Honk if you're a Zathras	Lightman2
I'm Zathras	Chuck0
Vorlon Gravimetric Drive: 0 to 60 in 0.00000000002 seconds!	Doctor Gamma
M25 london orbital WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE	Inanna Ishtar
Psi Corpse: The group that teeps are dying to get into	Alycia "CyberCat" Shedd
This is Garibaldi's brain. This is Garibaldi's brain after the PSICorps. Any Questions?	JMS
I was there, at the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind...	Waldeaux
I'm a friend of JMS	Waldeaux
Grey Council - Staff Car	Waldeaux
This car is property of Babylon 5 motor pool	Glitterbot
Honk if you're a telepath!	Black Orchid
Great Maker!	the pragmatist
Watch out for my bonehead manoeuvres!	the pragmatist
My other car is ALSO a White Star	Lightman2
Your Last Best Hope for PEACE--DON'T TAILGATE	KONECSNI
Morden says: Nuclear bombs are bad for the skin	Priestess of Kosh
Drazis say: Green cars good (No, purple!) Green!	Priestess of Kosh
Just say ZOG!	norak
Look for the Docker's Guild label	norak
Don't laugh--at least it's not Shadow tech	norak
Voyager: Making anomolies nominal	norak
My Chevy Vorlon Can Whip Your Dodge Shadow	Benjamin Elliott
I brake for teddy bears!	Ba-bear-lon 5
*Wham*,*Wham*,*Wham*,*Wham*,*Wham* (This message courtesy of your neighborhood Narn Bat Squad)	Glitterbot
Next time MY WAY!!!	Psycho Friek
PSI COP = speed bump	Jasper Q.
Warning, Rotating sections present	Glitterbot
Down with Clark! (car is full of ppg holes)	Black Orchid
Crash into me and you've got the Rangers to answer to!	Black Orchid
Bored with yourself? Want a new personality? Call 1-800-PSI	Priestess of Kosh
Want adventure & intimate relationships? Call 1-800-SHDWSHP	Priestess of Kosh
Clan Mir supports station Mir	irena
Which Zathras brother are YOU?	Wyld Karde
Back off! Feeder in the trunk.	Wyld Karde
Would YOU die for The One?	Wyld Karde
Ranger parked on the bridge, none shall pass.	Wyld Karde
The car has started. It is too late for the passengers to vote	Archer
ZOOT ZOOT!	FryKitty
A Pak'ma'ra ate my cat	DAVE
Jumpgate engine on board: 0 to moon in 1 minute	Priestess of Kosh
I thought we carved up the freeway,you and I.	Tuxedo mask
Don't Blame Me I Voted for Santiago, oh on Second thought Blame Me	Stone-Man
My Son is a Captain of a Renegade Earth Force Space Station	Stone-Man
My Dodge shadow blew up your Voyager minivan	use2likest
Clark=Hitler	mkonecsnit
Clark=not the 1	mkonecsnit
Hey zootie, zoot this	mkonecsnit
I break for Ivanova only all others will be run over on sight	mkonecsnit
1-800 shadow1 the only way to really appreciate what your driving	mkonecsnit
LOST: ONE BABYLON 4 SPACESTATION. IF FOUND PLEASE CONTACT EARHTFORCE COMMAND	wATSY
Nuke a Whale for Valen	~Uman
Initiating "Getting The Hell Out Of Here Manoeuvre"!	~Uman
Desperately seeking Susan	mkonecsni
Ivanova is always right. You will listen to Ivanova. Ivanova is God.	Ivanova@johndelenn.com (this sticker IS on my car!!!!)
KEEP CLEAR Shadow agent staff car KEEP CLEAR	Douglas Jackson
I interrogated Sheridan and all I got was this lousy bumpersticker	O'Brien
I you find my driving dangerous phone 1-800-EAT-SPOO	O'Brien
SPOO-KEE!	O'Brien
Today - Z'Ha'Dum. Tomorrow........	MJai
If listen to Zathras, never get lost	MJai
Hey Vir! Wanna got to six?	MJai
Don't blame me - I let my Shadow drive!	MJai
Save the Narns	mkonecsni
Don't bother with TCI go to Technomage U, the benefits are out of this world	mkonecsni
What am I? Chopped Flarn?!?	Ivanova
Boom. Boom Boom Boom. Boom Boom. Boom. Have a Nice Day.	Ivanova
Absafraginglootly, Damd It!	Ivanova
We Are All Kosh...	Ivanova
I trust only Ivanova. The rest I shoot.	Ivanova
Pay off, you chip bastard.	Ivanova
"And that's when I shot him, your honor."	Ivanova
I was in the Battle of The Line	Ivanova
"I'll be in the car"	Ivanova
A first of a kind - The Voice Of The Resistance Official sticker	Ivanova

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