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My Predictions for NYC in 1999
1. Mayor Giuliani, in an attempt to increase his voter appeal while running
for the Senate will have a sex change operation. He will then run as the only
candidate to be both a man and a woman, a Democrat and a Republican and a Conservative
and a Liberal.
2. Martial law will be declared after a terrorist attack on City Hall by WEP
workers. Cristyne Lategano will be appointed acting Mayor while Rudolph Giuliani
electronically runs the City using surveillance cameras from his bunker in the
World Trade Center.
3. The Metro Card system will be expanded to the City streets. Only those who
submit to DNA inspection will be eligible for the card which will carry a combined
Chase Manhattan/NY Yankees logo above a lovely photo of Mayor Giuliani in a
pink gown.
4. Yellow cabs will be replaced by “Disney-Cabs” operated by robotic cartoon
figures. Those annoying celebrity recordings asking you to wear a seat belt
will be replaced by Mayor Giuliani welcoming you to New York and reciting his
many accomplishments. Cabs seats will be equiped to automatically sample your
DNA.
5. During his State of the City address Mayor Giuliani will reveal “proof”
that street artists, cabbies, CUNY students and most City Council members are
actually part of Ben Ladin’s international terrorist network and are being rounded
up, “to protect public safety and improve everyone’s quality of life”.
6. Mayor Giuliani will preside at the grand opening of the combined New York
Stock Exchange/NYPD Intelligence Headquarters on Wall Street which will also
be the new location for City Hall. The present City Hall and City Hall Park
will become a detention center/DNA collection station.
Robert Lederman, President of A.R.T.I.S.T.
(Artists’ Response To Illegal State Tactics)
(718) 369-2111
e mail ARTISTpres@aol.com
http://www.openair.org/alerts/artist/nyc.html
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